my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS
[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]
THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
[SMASHES A LAMP]
TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS
[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]
THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"
*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid